A policeman pulls over a driver for swerving in and out of lanes on the
highway. He tells the guy to blow a breath into a breathalyzer.
"I can`t
do that, officer."
"Why not?"
"Because I`m an asthmatic. I could get an
asthma attack if I blow into that tube."
"Okay, we`ll just get a urine
sample down at the station."
"Can`t do that either, officer."
"Why not?"
"Because I`m a diabetic. I could get low blood sugar if I pee in a
cup."
"Alright, we could get a blood sample."
"Can`t do that either,
officer."
"Why not?"
"Because I`m a hemophiliac. If I give blood I could
die."
"Fine then, just walk this white line."
"Can`t do that either,
officer."
"Why not?"
"Because I`m drunk."